2014 Half Way Report

Mid Season Recap

Oh, and some eye candy.

  This season started with a bang and has been off and running since, and so far it's the girls that are running away with the league.  The Zombie Killers, Slayers, and Wranglers are all teams owned and operated by women and account for 3 of the top 5 teams in the league.  So far the Zombie killers have only fallen to one team in the league and boast a 6-1 record.  This team has a point differential of 148 points and is currently the highest scoring team in the league at 853 points.

  Don't count out the men as the two time defending champs (Ocelot) are number 3 in the league and is ready to continue to push for number one.  Currently tied for the top spot in the highly contested Division 1, Ocelot, faces the dreaded Zombie Killers this week hoping to end their winning streak.  

  The Dowds team leads the losers pack so far for this season.  It has been a dog fight between the Dowds and Jizonu to see which team could suck more.  Each team only has 1 win on the season because as we all know sun shines on even a dogs ass some days.

  The league is so far collecting on its debts fairly regularly with only a couple of deadbeats.  Plans have started for the end of year party and the presentation of the Championship Belt to this year's winner!

Week 6 - High Scoring Week Still Dominated by the Zombie Killers.

Zombie Killers Continue to Post Huge Numbers

Jizonu becomes the latest victim...

  At the beginning of the season the Zombie Killers came in as a long shot for the title, but boy things have changed leading into week 7.  The first week of the season saw ZK stumble but still conquer their first victim 70-61, and since then their only hiccup came again The Gotham Knights in Week 5.  In their matchup again Jizonu this week they posted the highest point total of the season much to the dismay of Jizonu who scored 142 point of their own.  This win solidified ZK as a legitimate contender for the title this seaon improving their record to 5-1.  

  The Gotham Knights and Ocelot matchup in Week 6 went right down to the wire and came down to 3 points.  The continuing health issues of Megatron has hampered the Gotham team.  Team owner Mr Montiverdi was heard screaming, "Why the hell does Jim Caldwell have to wait until the last damn minute each week?!?!?"  Ocelots defeat of the Gotham team has forced ownership to start to make some major moves on the team with more left to come.

  Next came a matchup of bitter rivals when the Wranglers battled Cubito Aequet.  This matchup started on a very high note for the Wranglers with Andrew Luck continuing to poor on the offense, but then the rest of the Wranglers seemed to forget to show up.  

  

  C.A. came back from the early deficit and destroyed the Wranglers 118 -69.  Mr Graham owner of C.A. declined comment only stating, "My mother told me if I couldn't say something nice..."

  Liftoff finally has been achieved...that is because this team finally came to life with an impressive 126-96 win over the first place Slayers.  After weeks of frustration this victory seemed impossible, but with huge numbers posted by Tom Brady, Jordy Nelson, and the Philadelphia defense the were able to overcome the odds.  The Slayers may have been caught looking past Lift Off at this coming weeks matchup against Gotham.

  The Rednecks went full Redneck this week depending on Jay Cutler to lead the way in their victory over the Dowd's team.  Cutler has been known to flake out when it matters, but this week scored 27 points for the Rednecks...

  I have to cut this a bit short because my kid won't go to bed and I'm getting a bit pissed!  :)