2013 Champ Awarded Belt in Controversial Vote

2013 Champ Awarded Belt in Controversial Vote

  Yesterday at the 2014 GNR Draft Commissioner Montiverdi awarded the new Championship Belt to Ocelot Team owner Mr Hanson.  Before awarding the belt to The Ocelots the Commissioner held a vote for all available team owners.  The vote was heavily in favor of awarding the belt to the Ocelots as the two time defending Champs, but was contested by the owner of JIZONU.  Mr Johnson, team owner of JIZONU, was very out spoken about the belt being only for this years winner and that the Ocelots have no claim to that belt.  

  Mr Johnson is known for being outspoken and controversial as his team JIZONU.  The recluse owner made his millions during the internet porn boom and his company JIZONU Inc has been at the center of many controversial lawsuits.  JIZONU Inc specializes in reptilian animal porn and furies and is a multi-million dollar company traded on the Nasdaq under the symbol JIZZ.

  Only one other team owner spoke up but it was in defense of awarding the Ocelots the belt and that was Mr Graham the owner of Cubito Aequet.  Mr Graham said, "As much as I love JIZONU I can't agree with his decision on this matter."  

  Mr Johnson stormed out of the draft room screaming that "the vengance of JIZONU will rain down upon all that oppose me!"

  More to follow on this breaking news Story!

* All of these stories are completely fictional and are the creation of the GNR Fantasy Football League.